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The Wal-Mart Midway

Apr-15 » Filed Under: Whatever » Posted by: Todd

2007-April 062

Cooper and I have a tradition when we go to Wal-Mart together - if he helps me shop then he gets to either ride the mechanical pony or have me try and win him a toy using the steel claw doohicky. I always make sure I have two quarters since they both cost $.50. Yesterday I couldn't find any quarters, so I stuck five dimes in my pocket as we left the house. Since Cooper was having a rough day I was looking forward to giving him a little pick-me-up.

He ended up choosing the steel claw booth, and I plopped my five dimes in the machine. No dice - it only accepts quarters. I looked in my wallet to see if I had a dollar I could use since the game also accepts $1 and $5 dollar bills. I didn't have a one, but I did have a five. At this point Cooper is getting all excited and telling me what he wants to try for, so I'm dreading telling him I have no money and we need to leave. I debated, then decided I could put in the five, play once and hit the coin return. At the very least I would walk away with four bucks in quarters.

With our first credit I positioned the claw over a cherry-red motorcycle Cooper had his eye on. The claw dropped, closed and came away with the prize in hand. My job was done and Cooper was happy. I hit the coin return...nothing happened. I had been conned. I had nine more credits and fully intended on making the machine pay. When all was said and done we walked away five dollars poorer, a little bit wiser, and in possession of the following loot:

Lesson learned? Always carry quarters when you go to Wal-Mart.


3 Comments

Julie said:

uh . . . can't wait to see what I get for Mother's Day. :)

Todd said:

Well, with that attitude... ;)

Julie said:

Ok . . . it was a very sweet gesture. :)

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